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February 19th, 2009 | #201 |
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Future tense...
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February 23rd, 2009 | #202 |
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February 24th, 2009 | #203 |
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"In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"
The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?" The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog. would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?" "If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?" The clerk says, "Well, no, I probably wouldn't!" With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?" The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot
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February 24th, 2009 | #204 |
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One day sausage and bacon were frying in a skillet, and the sausage said "holy fuck it's hot in here" and then the bacon said, "holy shit! a talking sausage"
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February 25th, 2009 | #205 |
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last scene was the BEST!!!
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February 26th, 2009 | #207 |
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Obama mother!!!!!!!!!!
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February 26th, 2009 | #208 |
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Who knew ? "Nigger Hair" ! LoL ...
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February 26th, 2009 | #211 |
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Afghanistan comes to Detroit:
The Muslim Quarterback ...
The coach had put together the perfect team for the Detroit Lions. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win. Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away. KABOOM! He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney. KABLOOEY! Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph. BULLS-EYE! "I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!" So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. And the Lions go on to win the Super Bowl. The young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother. "Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!" "I don't want to talk to you, the old Muslim woman says. "You deserted us. You are not my son!" "I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans." "No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says, "I will never forgive you for making us move to Detroit!"
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February 27th, 2009 | #214 |
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I told this to the kikes trying to defend themselves on the fecophilia thread. I might as well share it here too.
So these three jews and a Rabbi were sitting in a hot tub. All the sudden some cum and feces bubbled up to the top of the water. The Rabbi looks at the others then says, "Okay guys, who farted?"
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March 2nd, 2009 | #215 |
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It has just been reported that the head gardener at The White House has been dismissed after 28 years of loyal service to many US presidents.When interviewed the gardener protested his innocence and said, "All I did was go into the Oval Office and ask, Has anyone seen the spade and hoe?"
www.whiterevolution.com
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jeezus christ that was funny! (and I thought I had bad dreams!) poor doggie!
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March 8th, 2009 | #220 |
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jews on Saudi tv-show..
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