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Old October 31st, 2015 #1
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Default Scarlett Johansson Seductively Reads Passages From Koran… No, Wait... The Bible

Left bows down to "worship her."

The left is brave. So brave that they chose a sacred text to blaspheme they knew wouldn't get them killed here on Earth by those who adhere to its word -- The Holy Bible.

Saturday Night Live alum Mike O'Brien asked Hollywood leading lady Scarlett Johansson to appear on his new comedy album and read passages from Deuteronomy -- ones he considered to be the most "misogynistic"

-- in her sexiest voice.

The track is titled Sexy Bible, and O'Brien says he was "thrilled" the actress agreed to his demands (Warning: some language):

USA Today raved: "Bible study just got hot and heavy… For nearly four tantalizing minutes, Johansson sexes up some of Deuteronomy's most questionable verses… WHEW. Can someone pass the pew fan?"

Details gushed: "Chapter 14, Verses 3-7, of the Book of Deuteronomy sound more seductive than the entire 50 Shades of Grey franchise combined. Johansson was kind enough to lend Saturday Night Live's

Mike O'Brien a hand in sexing up Deuteronomy for a track on O'Brien's new comedy album, Tasty Radio.

The sinful new segment is aptly called "Sexy Bible" and it is a sizzling addition to every winter playlist."

Vulture praised: "Prepare to kneel before the Altar of ScarJo by the time she heats up Chapter 21, verses 10–13. Hallelujah!"

The Huffington Post are now converts: "Scarlett Johansson Reads Bible in sexy way, and now we worship her. We pray she does it again… If the Bible wasn't your thing before, you might want to listen to the

former Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive read it.

You might get religion yet."

Scarlett Johansson Seductively Reads Passages From Koran? No, Wait... The Bible | Truth Revolt

 
Old October 31st, 2015 #2
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Blaspheming the Koran is what the "right-wingers" are for, not the left. That's how it works in America. The "left" attacks the "right" and the right attacks those that can actually stop the "left." Otherwise, the purpose of the right is to keep the left in power.
 
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