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Michael Douglas Got Cancer from Eating Pussy
He learned the hard way not to use his face as a sexual organ. Quote:
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June 6th, 2013 | #2 |
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I will never eat pussy, had a very bad experance with that.
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June 6th, 2013 | #3 |
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I'm on some health lists, and one section was showing what HPV can to a person. It was gory and graphic. Makes one think twice about nibbling every bush as one wanders along.
One the other hand, do watch out. There are some dentists who team up with 'specialists' they refer people to. The dentist tells someone it looks as if they have a papilloma and sends them off to their friend who 'just happens' to specialize in treating them. Unnecessary surgery and treatments are not unheard of. So if told that, do your best to get a second opinion in another area from someone unknown to your dentist. |
June 6th, 2013 | #4 |
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Then, rappers and other niggers and niggerish races should also have gotten it, in far greater numbers.
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I can't say that I blame him. If I was married to Katherine Zeta Jones I know that I would kiss her cootchie too:
If the coffee doesn't get you or the salt or the meat or the booze or cigarettes or the sugar or the high-fructose corn syrup or the artificial sweeteners or being exposed to the sun or talking on your cell phone . . . if none of that stuff kills you, you'll get throat cancer from kissing the cootchie. We've all got to check out sometime. How do you want to go? Death from diet coke or death from kissing Katherine Zeta Jones' cootchie. Michael made his choice. Last edited by Marse Supial; June 6th, 2013 at 10:17 PM. |
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HPV also raises chances of prostate cancer, so it can settle in about anywhere. For women it oft manifests a cervical and other uterine cancers.
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June 24th, 2013 | #12 |
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It all started when my friend Don killed himself, long story short he was having some serouise back problems because of an injury at work and he was getting fucked around by worker's comp. So he was taking pills and drinking and it was summer time when he died but before that he said he was heading out of town so none of us knew that he had died, he had been rotting in a summer heat wave for a week or so and after he was found me and his bother had to clean up what was left of him. My Ex-girlfriend who was a whore even though I did not know it at the time came over to my place and so we started fooling around and I thought I'd make a happy meal out of her cunt, well she was not clean down there and I just about threw up as I have a flash back to the cleaning job of my dead friend's apartment. And ever since then I have made a vow to myself to NEVER eat pussy. |
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Just kidding. What an awful experience. |
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