Michael Douglas Got Cancer from Eating Pussy

[Roy]

He learned the hard way not to use his face as a sexual organ.

Michael Douglas has revealed his throat cancer was caused by performing oral sex.

The actor, who fought a six month battle with the disease from August 2010 until January 2011, made a frank admission about how he developed the illness in a new interview.

When he was initially diagnosed, he believed it was his years of smoking and drinking that caused the disease.
Opening up: Michael Douglas, pictured on the Graham Norton Show last week, has spoken about the causes of his throat cancer

Opening up: Michael Douglas, pictured on the Graham Norton Show last week, has spoken about the causes of his throat cancer

However, in an interview with Britain's Guardian newspaper, he said: 'No. Because without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV [human papillomavirus], which actually comes about from cunnilingus.'

Michael, who is married to Welsh actress Catherine Zeta-Jones, was diagnosed with cancer in August 2010 after a walnut-sized tumour was found on his tongue.



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His health troubles started just a few months after his eldest son Cameron - from his first marriage to Diandra Luker - was jailed for drug possession and dealing.

The actor admitted he initially believed the stress over his son's legal troubles triggered his disease.
Fighting back: Michael in November 2010, when he was battling cancer

Fighting back: Michael in November 2010, when he was battling cancer

He explained: 'I did worry if the stress caused by my son's incarceration didn't help trigger it. But yeah, it's a sexually transmitted disease that causes cancer. And if you have it, cunnilingus is also the best cure for it.'

Michael was diagnosed with stage four of the disease and underwent an intense course of chemotherapy and radiation.

Eventually, he was given the all-clear, but still has to check-ups every six months.

However, he is optimistic he has conquered the disease once and for all: 'With this kind of cancer, 95 per cent of the time it doesn't come back.'
Family man: Michael with his wife Catherine Zeta-Jones and their two children Dylan and Carys

Family man: Michael with his wife Catherine Zeta-Jones and their two children Dylan and Carys

Over 20 years ago, Michael was hospitalised for an addiction, which many claimed reports to be to sex addiction at the time.

However, he has since denied it, insisting he was being treated for alcohol abuse.

HPV is a sexually transmitted virus which is more widely known as a cause of cervical and anal cancer.

Last year, Cancer Research UK said the rising rates of HPV16-positive cases of oral cancer could be linked to oral sex.

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[ELF]

I will never eat pussy, had a very bad experance with that.

[Armstrong]

I'm on some health lists, and one section was showing what HPV can to a person. It was gory and graphic. Makes one think twice about nibbling every bush as one wanders along.

One the other hand, do watch out. There are some dentists who team up with 'specialists' they refer people to. The dentist tells someone it looks as if they have a papilloma and sends them off to their friend who 'just happens' to specialize in treating them. Unnecessary surgery and treatments are not unheard of.

So if told that, do your best to get a second opinion in another area from someone unknown to your dentist.

[White Winger]

Then, rappers and other niggers and niggerish races should also have gotten it, in far greater numbers.

[Marse Supial]

I can't say that I blame him. If I was married to Katherine Zeta Jones I know that I would kiss her cootchie too:



If the coffee doesn't get you or the salt or the meat or the booze or cigarettes or the sugar or the high-fructose corn syrup or the artificial sweeteners or being exposed to the sun or talking on your cell phone . . . if none of that stuff kills you, you'll get throat cancer from kissing the cootchie.

We've all got to check out sometime. How do you want to go? Death from diet coke or death from kissing Katherine Zeta Jones' cootchie. Michael made his choice.

[Armstrong]

HPV also raises chances of prostate cancer, so it can settle in about anywhere. For women it oft manifests a cervical and other uterine cancers.

It's all how one looks at it I suppose.

[Leonard Rouse]

Originally Posted by General_Lee

I can't say that I blame him. If I was married to Katherine Zeta Jones I know that I would kiss her cootchie too:



If the coffee doesn't get you or the salt or the meat or the booze or cigarettes or the sugar or the high-fructose corn syrup or the artificial sweeteners or being exposed to the sun or talking on your cell phone . . . if none of that stuff kills you, you'll get throat cancer from kissing the cootchie.

We've all got to check out sometime.

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[Donnie in Ohio]

Originally Posted by ELF

I will never eat pussy, had a very bad experance with that.

Less time between the open legs of a woman should have afforded you more time between the open pages of a dictionary.

But that didn't happen, did it?

[Dave from New York]

Originally Posted by ELF

I will never eat pussy, had a very bad experance with that.

Damn those deceitful hermaphrodites!

[Angel Ramsey]

Originally Posted by ELF

I will never eat pussy, had a very bad experance with that.

[Bardamu]

Originally Posted by ELF

I will never eat pussy, had a very bad experance with that.

Come on dude, you can't say that and then not tell the whole story?

[ELF]

Originally Posted by Donnie in Ohio

Less time between the open legs of a woman should have afforded you more time between the open pages of a dictionary.

But that didn't happen, did it?

Nope.

[ELF]

Originally Posted by Bardamu

Come on dude, you can't say that and then not tell the whole story?

Ok you asked for it.

It all started when my friend Don killed himself, long story short he was having some serouise back problems because of an injury at work and he was getting fucked around by worker's comp.

So he was taking pills and drinking and it was summer time when he died but before that he said he was heading out of town so none of us knew that he had died, he had been rotting in a summer heat wave for a week or so and after he was found me and his bother had to clean up what was left of him.

My Ex-girlfriend who was a whore even though I did not know it at the time came over to my place and so we started fooling around and I thought I'd make a happy meal out of her cunt, well she was not clean down there and I just about threw up as I have a flash back to the cleaning job of my dead friend's apartment.

And ever since then I have made a vow to myself to NEVER eat pussy.

[ELF]

Originally Posted by Angel Ramsey

It's the Unholy Army Of The Night.

[Leonard Rouse]

Originally Posted by ELF

Ok you asked for it.

It all started when my friend Don killed himself, long story short he was having some serouise back problems because of an injury at work and he was getting fucked around by worker's comp.

So he was taking pills and drinking and it was summer time when he died but before that he said he was heading out of town so none of us knew that he had died, he had been rotting in a summer heat wave for a week or so and after he was found me and his bother had to clean up what was left of him.

My Ex-girlfriend who was a whore even though I did not know it at the time came over to my place and so we started fooling around and I thought I'd make a happy meal out of her cunt, well she was not clean down there and I just about threw up as I have a flash back to the cleaning job of my dead friend's apartment.

And ever since then I have made a vow to myself to NEVER eat pussy.

Just kidding. What an awful experience.

[ELF]

Originally Posted by Leonard Rouse

Just kidding. What an awful experience.

I don't there is any amount of *Happy Skittles* is going to help me get over that nightmare.

Don't worry I'm not offended I have pretty much gotten over it so I can laugh about it.

[Bardamu]

Originally Posted by ELF

Ok you asked for it.

It all started when my friend Don killed himself, long story short he was having some serouise back problems because of an injury at work and he was getting fucked around by worker's comp.

So he was taking pills and drinking and it was summer time when he died but before that he said he was heading out of town so none of us knew that he had died, he had been rotting in a summer heat wave for a week or so and after he was found me and his bother had to clean up what was left of him.

My Ex-girlfriend who was a whore even though I did not know it at the time came over to my place and so we started fooling around and I thought I'd make a happy meal out of her cunt, well she was not clean down there and I just about threw up as I have a flash back to the cleaning job of my dead friend's apartment.

And ever since then I have made a vow to myself to NEVER eat pussy.

HaHA. I had a whore girlfriend once. She claimed to only "dance" until one day I grabbed her purse looking for a light and inside there must have been 20 rubbers, and we didn't use rubbers.

[Leonard Rouse]

Originally Posted by Bardamu

HaHA. I had a whore girlfriend once. She claimed to only "dance" until one day I grabbed her purse looking for a light and inside there must have been 20 rubbers, and we didn't use rubbers.

lol

She was trying to keep you safe. True love!

[Bardamu]

Originally Posted by Leonard Rouse

lol

She was trying to keep you safe. True love!

Yeah, that's one way of looking at it.

[ThomasVolker]

Originally Posted by ELF

I will never eat pussy, had a very bad experance with that.

Ever heard of dental dams??