Cannibalism Anyone (humor stupid commercial!)

Cannibalism Anyone?
Stupid advertising;
Has anyone seen the most ignorant commercial for Jimmy Dean's Breakfast Sandwich's?

Our Eggs come from "Real" Chickens, (DUH?) OK..Are there any artificial Chickens anywhere?

Our Cheese comes from "Real Cows" OK, Again are there artificial Cows out there , or a specific breed that just produces cheese?
Cheese is Made from Milk.. Not cows!
All mammals(all..produce milk)At least they mention cows..

The best yet!
Our sausage comes from Jimmy Dean!
OK, He must be one huge Mo Fo
Sausage is an extruded meat either from beef, chicken & Pork,
Other animal by products from animals..
But who's eating Jimmy Dean??
Kinda Like a commercial for Motel Hell.
Insanely stupid.