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Old December 30th, 2008 #1
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Default (#1 Jokes thread) Jokes, Humor - funny pictures...yust put it.

I see that here is needed one good thread to make my day batter

Lets go joking some here, put funny pics...whatever make you laugh.

Please, dont make this thread too much personal...

I asking Moderators to be here more...open minded...that here dont bann pepole if they wrote something stupid.



Finding a Chinese Jew



Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. "Sid," asked Al, "are there any Jews in China?"

"I don't know," Sid replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?"

When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Chinese Jews?"

"I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen. He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir. No, Chinese Jews."

"Are you sure?" Al asked.

"I will check again, sir," the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen. While he was still gone, Sid said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in China. Our people are scattered everywhere."

When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Chinese Jews."

"Are you really sure?" Al asked again.

"I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews."

"Sir, I ask everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. "We have Orange Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Grape Jews, but we have no Chinese Jews."





What do you call a white man in a group of twenty black men?
Tarzan of the apes

A man walks into a shoe store looking for a nice pair of shoes. An assistant asks if he can help, so the man tells the assistant he's looking for a really nice pair of shoes, a pair like nobody else would have. The assistant leads the man to the back room, opens a draw and pulls out a pair of shoes. He says,
"These are the most unique shoes, made from human skin! They're $10,000". The man looks at them and says they're a bit pricey, so the assistant says,
"We also have them in black for $2.99"





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Can I help you pack your shit?


What's the first symptom of AIDS?
A sharp, stabbing pain in your rectum.
 
Old December 30th, 2008 #2
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Haha, great stuff, some remind me of Russian jokes. I'll post something up if I remember anything particularly good.
 
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What's Hitlers least favorite planet?
'Jewpiter'

How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.


How do you know you have a queer Jew?
He likes money more than girls.



What happens when a Jew with an errection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.



What's the difference between a jew and Santa?
Santa goes down the chimney!



A cop asks a nigger:
- Can you legitimate yourself?
- Is this because I’m black?
 
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HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it "Robert Mugabe".
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you. "Do you really want to get rid of "Robert Mugabe?"
6. Firmly Click "Yes."
7. Feel better?
Tomorrow we'll do Jacob Zuma

that one is from South Africa
 
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this one is goood:








 
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Entertaining comments:

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There realy should be some sort of selection criteria for what to put on youtube and what not.

I am fully aware of the fact that that would be censoring but you could ask yourself what ,if anything, this has to do whith free speech and or democracy.

This is nothing but insulting and tasteless.

And for you "thenonconformative" you would better change your name to

"theNONinformative"or something like that.
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wassssssup playaa. Thanks for your interesting link between a video and civil liberties in Britain. I enjoyed reading your post and hope you look forward to our future video

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Haha, great stuff, some remind me of Russian jokes. I'll post something up if I remember anything particularly good.
Check out this Russian Chick. You have to admit, she's got guts.

 
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Default Ladies & Gentlemen: THE CRUSHER!

I propose a fight to the death between her and Ben Bernanke for monetary control in the US.

http://www.bitoffun.com/video_vault/...r-crusher.html
 
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A well-known enemy tactic is to salt the board with threads and posts that charge Jews with things that even the most uninformed reader will regard as false - even ridiculous.

This one's almost as bad as: "Did the Jews Clog my Toilet?"
Is that so ridiculous?

In years past, the jewier of my sister's two jew schoolmates (a 'goldstein') had OD'ed on 40ozs and after dispensing into a full garbage-can, dumped the godawful mess in our toilet and tried flushing it, papers and cans and all, in what it seemed was an attempt at human cleanliness in its own bumbling, unfamiliar way. Or was it? Either way...

One in a billion? Or one of billions?
http://www.vnnforum.com/showpost.php...7&postcount=13
 
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