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Old January 2nd, 2020 #2501
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The difference between men and women:

When men lie, they say, "Gee, honey, I love you."

When women lie, they say, "Gee, honey, size doesn't matter."
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? Most times its when she starts the sentence with "a man once told me ..."

What do you do when you notice your wife is staggering? Shoot her again.
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This is a somewhat older joke but you'll figure it out...

A reporter sees a Chinaman, a Russian, an American, and an Israeli on a street corner. He asks, "Could you tell me your opinion of the meat shortage, please?"

The Chinaman: What's "opinion"?
The Russian: What's "meat"?
The American: What's "shortage"?
The Israeli: What's "please"?
 
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Why did the musician come to work a half hour late?

Because the conductor told him to show up a seven o'clock sharp.
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