|June 20th, 2012||#1|
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Virginia, CSA
I think chameleons are one of the most remarkable animals. Let me count the ways:
1. Their googly eyes swivel independently, on the eternal lookout for salivating jungle bunnies skulking about to eat and/or fuck them.
2. Curly prehensile tails.
3. Grasping feet like the 2-fingered hands of Thalidomide babies.
4. Those long, lightning-quick Super Glue tongues.
5. They CHANGE COLORS.
And now this. I want one, dammit.