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Old October 19th, 2009 #1
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in a rock

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Old October 19th, 2009 #2
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Merced resident David Nunez holds a rock with a pattern that he says looks like an image of the Virgin of Guadalupe, shown at right in a 16th-Century painting. Nunez's father found the rock while searching for landscaping materials in an Oakdale orchard.
 
Old October 19th, 2009 #3
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Merced resident David Nunez holds a rock with a pattern that he says looks like an image of the Virgin of Guadalupe, shown at right in a 16th-Century painting. Nunez's father found the rock while searching for landscaping materials in an Oakdale orchard.
Mary isn't quite anatomically correct. Note the upside down triangle (vagina) down where her knees should be. Nevertheless, we get the point.
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Old October 19th, 2009 #4
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I see those Guadelupe signs on cabs everywhere. They make me sick.
 
Old October 19th, 2009 #5
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I see those Guadelupe signs on cabs everywhere. They make me sick.
I agree. Mexicans are the last word in bad taste, from music to Mary to pretty much everything.
 
Old November 1st, 2009 #6
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Wonder how much he'll get for it on E-Bay.
 
Old January 28th, 2011 #7
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[in a tortilla!]

Family Sees Virgin Mary and Baby Jesus in a Tortilla
Jan 26, 2011 – 3:20 PM

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It's the immaculate comestible.

While heating up some tortillas Tuesday afternoon, a mother in Starr County, Texas, says she was surprised when some unexpected visitors turned up in her kitchen -- the Virgin Mary and the Baby Jesus.

Melinda Solis told ValleyCentral.com she was warming up flour tortillas for her sons after school when her mother pointed out a large brown mark on one of the tortillas that looked like an iconic image of the religious figures.

What do you see in this tortilla? A family in Texas says a brown spot on a flour tortilla (left) is actually an image of the Virgin Mary and Baby Jesus -- similar to this Byzantine depiction of the Christian figures (right).

Solis says she plans to save the tortilla -- but the mother of four isn't sure yet whether she'll ask a priest to look at it.

"It's safe as long as I keep it away from my sons ... as long as I keep it away from butter," she reportedly said.

http://www.aolnews.com/2011/01/26/fa...in-a-tortilla/
 
Old January 28th, 2011 #8
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At least she trusts her own eyes, rather than some authority.
 
Old January 30th, 2011 #9
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Has a Scandanavian ever seen Thor in lutefisk?
 
Old May 23rd, 2011 #11
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http://vnnforum.com/showthread.php?p...58#post1276858[/QUOTE]

Corpus Christi woman's son finds face of Jesus in her homemade tortilla |
This story was national news yesterday (5/22)

CORPUS CHRISTI — Annette Escamilla says a miracle happened overnight Thursday in her kitchen.

Her 23-year-old son woke her about 4:15 a.m. after finding an image of Jesus in one of her homemade flour tortillas.

He pulled the last two apart and saw a face staring back.

"It's got to mean something," she said.

"It's a sign that God saves."

The burned tortilla's image looks like a face with long hair and facial hair, she said. The family placed it in a plastic bag for preservation and Escamilla's granddaughter, Skyla, took it to school to show her first-grade glass.

http://www.caller.com/news/2011/may/...e-of-jesus-in/

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Old May 23rd, 2011 #12
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For years the Catholics have been calling a piece of bread "the body of Christ".

No big surprise that a tortilla is his face.
 
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One of my all-time favorites.
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Scared log: Dean Hansen was cutting pine wood in Utah when he uncovered this image of the Virgin Mary and baby Jesus

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-base-log.html
 
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Coming from a Catholic family, I can vouch for it being a fact that they really are this nutty.

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One of my all-time favorites.
AHAHAHAH!!!! Oh boy, I spewed coffee out of my nose.
 
Old November 6th, 2012 #16
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One of my all-time favorites.
LMAO...that is hilarious!

Gives a hole new meaning to the phrase "In the end you see Jesus."

Remember folks, god is dog spelled backwards.
 
Old November 6th, 2012 #17
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I'm gonna tell every Christian I know that Christ's second coming is here. Then show them that pic.
 
Old January 3rd, 2013 #18
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It's quite fascinating as to what people will believe when it comes to religion.
 
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Apparently Jesus was a crushed tortoise and Mary was a tapeworm.

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Old January 4th, 2013 #20
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The Jew news media (and others) never get tired of these stories because they make Christians look stupid.
 
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