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It wasn't necessary that he be dead. It was only necessary that he come back to life.
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The Ron Paulistas are legion, and this thread is calling out to them from all over the Western world.
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Yes guys,belive it or not,my son's 86,is alive and i mean really alive, she took Friday night spin by herself last night,ending up on a tree.really this cars have their own soul.This mornig a found police,my wife scare the crap and my son p@#,reporting that some body with out clue how to drIve stiff,tryed to steel the car and busted to a tree.no key on it,nothing stolen,weird,story short,embarrasing,the son of the gun took off in 1st,i have no clue how but scary.first thing a thought was the ingnition switch,removed,charged the batt again, connect it,this time in neutral and starter was runnig crazzy,well unplug the relay also,same thing,tomorrow ill check the starter selenoid.But some body can explain me,how the heck even without keys,unplug ignition switch and starting relay,the starter turs on? and how that thing out of the blue took off last night?really Porsche surprisme every day. I LOVE IT AND I CAN HAVE MOORE OF IT.
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Has anyone here on this Developed or Patented an Invention yet?
I mean you guys talk all the time about how innovate you are so I'm sure It'd be easy to make at least 1 invention. I've already thought of an innovation today: Hole in the Floor! With this you can sweep straight in a hole and not have to worry about those pieces that get left behind after sweeping alot of stuff. And then after your done all you have to his pick up the hole and pour the leftovers into the trash can. Sweeping just got easier!!! See what I did there? To Invent something all you have to do is find a problem in your daily life and then imagine how the problem could be deleted. And my IQ is only 100. I'm black http://www.stormfront.org/forum/t883854/ |
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Sweepin' ain't easy.
From the same thread. Quote:
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Look out enemy we're not allowed to name, we're now coming at you with these zany jokes! Woooo! Anti-racism is just a code word for anti-White! I'm from the land of loaded guns! And so on.
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Asshole!!!
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Okay, so: my boyfriend of the last few months showed up this evening. After not speaking to me for a week. "I'm a bad guy". "I have missed you a lot" etc etc. Then, after explaining earlier he didn't see me last night (even thought he was in London, he doesn't live here) because he was at his friend Pete's house: after 90 minutes of talking, all of a sudden "so funny story: last night, staying with my friend Beth: we decided to sexually assault her friend with a Japanese radish!" (me) *look of horror* *jumps to arm of sofa and yells* "what!?" Him: "no, no, it was a joke, I didn't cheat on you..." "no but, get the fuck out of my house. NOW" He proceeded to explain at first the girl said "boo hoo I don't like it" but then she did like it, so it was okay, Because there was another girl there, and I shouldn't be angry because he didn't cheat on me, because "it wasn't sex, just a sex game" and "I didn't have a hard on" and "it was a sexual assault but she was okay with it after a few minutes and it wasn't like I fucked her, so wait why are you crying....?" Obviously, I kicked him out. I went and unlocked the door and gate and sat back and told him to get the hell out before my Krav Maga skills were put to good use pureeing his testicles. And yes, NOW I hate you and now I never want to see you again, you piece of shit. ps I will tell all our mutual friends, and I will destroy what was left of your life, because you are pathetic and I hate you.
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the ambient music on this track makes me feel like i'm in another world, all alone. great music.
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"I can't eat salad" as if his doctor forbid it
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