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Dave Chapelle's unfunny, nigger ass has been running on two jokes for years. Jokes about smoking blunts and fucking white girls, now that's humor.
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D'UH, Kathy Griffin, Gilbert Gottfried, Seinfeld, Those Dyke comediannes, Names unknown,Sandra Bernhard,... too many. An all The Roseanne Sitcom was pretty good, & they left her pro jew banter out of it, But didnt avoid hiring hideous Yids for the program. |
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January 1st, 2005 | #44 |
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We had many white and non-jew comedians here in the UK in the past.
One of the maddest was Frank Randle, who was born in Wigan, many years ago. One of my favourites was Eddy Flanagan, the scouse comic, now no longer with us. Tommy Cooper just had to come on the stage and the audience was in fits. My Dad saw Laurel & Hardy TWICE ! Both times in Manchester. Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson the ozzie comic is quite racist too, but his language is very strong. Must admit, I liked the quickfire gags of Groucho Marx. |
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Some funny shit....
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I forget they were supposed to be comics... |
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I absolutely hate the ugly, fat dyke rosie o'dumbbell. I have no idea how anyone could find her funny. |
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January 2nd, 2005 | #49 |
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I've been a Britcom nut for over 20 years: John Cleese in Fawlty Towers was probably the funniest thing I've ever seen on the box: "Whatever you do, don't mention the war!"; "We have Prawns Goebbels...." And the first time I saw his Ministry of Silly Walks skit in Python, I nearly shit myself.
The Fall & Rise of Reginald Perrin was hilarious too: "I didn't get where I am today...."; "Great!" "Super!", the farting chair gag, on & on. The late Leonard Rossiter, John Barron & Geoffrey Palmer were brilliant. Two other howlers were The Young Ones & Hot Metal, the latter an obvious send-up of Rupert Murdoch and his rags. One of my favorite scenes has the appalled holdover editor forced to give a press conference justifying his new bosses' addition of Page 3 girls to the erstwhile respectable paper: "I personally find naked breasts highly distasteful..." to which a Cockney in the crowd shouts "Well, stop tastin' 'em then!" One Foot in the Grave cracks me up as well. |
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These guys kill me! A lot of Americans don't "get" Brit humor. I have watched the Python skits with friends and family members and some of them sit through it without so much as cracking a smile while I'm rolling on the floor. I never wanted to do this job! I... I wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK! Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day. CHORUS: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay, He sleeps all night and he works all day. I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lava-t'ry. On Wednesdays I go shoppin' And have buttered scones for tea. CHORUS: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, he goes to the lava-t'ry. On Wednesdays he goes shoppin' And has buttered scones for tea. I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day. I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild-flowers. I put on women's clothing, And hang around in bars. CHORUS: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, he like to press wild-flowers. He puts on (incredulous) women's clothing?, And hangs around in bars? I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day. I cut down trees, I wear high heels, Suspendies and a bra. I wish I'd been a girlie. Just like my dear papa. CHORUS: He cuts down trees, (incredulous) he wears high heels?, Suspendies and a bra? (Rabbling) CHORUS: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay, he sleeps all night and he works all day. He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day |
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Don't forget the Monty Python movies. The Search for the Holy Grail movie had me laughing so hard I couldn't catch my breath when I first saw it. The Holy
Hand Grenade scene, the Black Knight, the bridge scene, hilarious.
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As for comedians worse than Rosanne Barr, I would like to nominate Sarah Silverman for this honor. Whereas Barr is unfunny and goofy, Silverman is unfunny and weird. |
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January 3rd, 2005 | #53 |
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I'll tell you who really isn't funny, the jewess Joan Rivers . I remember Bernard Manning 'flooring her' on a BBC TV programme, of some years ago. He said she was not funny, and I agree. She said she wouldn't come back to the UK as a result of this humiliation.
Can't you keep her in the USA, she is forever coming over to London ? |
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January 24th, 2005 | #55 | |
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Richard Lewis!
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January 25th, 2005 | #56 |
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I agree. Richard Lewis is one of the worst. Most jew comedians I don't find funny, but a few are.
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January 25th, 2005 | #57 |
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Six pages of all the proof you'll ever need of WHY I QUIT WATCHING TV!!!!
(But Britcom stuff is great!) |
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