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Old February 27th, 2019 #1
Emily Henderson
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Default Mudman steals $90k worth of cookies

Looks like either an Injun or Mexi, which is what, besides nigs, does most of the NoDak crime.

He stole a semi truck full of Oreos, worth $90k. (Technically they of course are factoring in the value of the semi he stole and the trailer it was pulling too but that's not as funny for a title).

He could've lied and said that they were for 'personal use' and not distribution if he had also stolen a milk truck.

Being likely a resident of the 'rez' he wasn't that swift. He got caught wiff all dem cookies.



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Old February 27th, 2019 #2
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>John William Crowell, 27, of Fargo,
27 going on 50
 
Old February 27th, 2019 #3
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Originally Posted by Dan Hadaway View Post
>John William Crowell, 27, of Fargo,
27 going on 50
Yup like most from the Rez he looks like he might've been going to replace the creamy center of the Oreos with meth or some other lovely substance.
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Last edited by Emily Henderson; February 27th, 2019 at 08:18 PM. Reason: goof
 
Old February 27th, 2019 #4
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Talking looky here

A red nigger stealing a truck full of Oreos

I just spit my coffee ...
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Old February 28th, 2019 #5
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Oreo crumbles on tacos????
 
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