|January 11th, 2009||#41|
that peace of shit wasnt good in Libanon, wasnt in Georgia when Russians strike it is still peace of shit
Best thing when you hit tank with RPG is that you with one fire kill 4 mans and make huge loss
|January 11th, 2009||#42|
Join Date: Jan 2007
Q: How can you tell a Jewish house?
A: Toilet paper on the washing line.
Q: What's another way you can you tell a Jewish house?
A: Padlocks on the rubbish bins.
Q: How can you tell a Jewish house at Christmas?
A: Parking meter on the roof.
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
A: He comes down the chimney and says "Hi kids! You want to buy some presents?"
Q: How was the Grand Canyon formed?
A: Someone dropped 20 cents down a rabbit hole at a Jewish Convention.
Q: Why do Jewish wives keep their old bras?
A: So they can make Yarmulkes for their husbands.
Q: What's the difference between pizzas and Jews?
A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
A: Because someone dropped a twenty-cent piece.
Q: Did you know that the limbo was invented by the Jews?
A: Yeah, it was from sneaking into pay toilets.
Q: Why do Jewish wives use gold diaphragms?
A: Their husbands like coming into money.
Q: What do you get if you cross a Jew with a Gypsy?
A: A chain of empty retail stores.
Q: What's the difference between karate and judo?
A: Karate is a form of self-defence, and judo is what bagels are made out of (Jew dough).
Q: How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?
A: Because he lived at home until he was thirty, he went into his father's business, his mother thought he was God, and he thought his mother was a virgin.
Q: How do you stop a Jewish girl from having sex with you?
A: Marry her.
Q: What's the definition of Jewish foreplay?
A: Two hours of begging.
Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to live?
When the patient couldn't pay, the doctor gave him another six months.
|January 11th, 2009||#47|
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Mazonnawar Citadel
How do you fit 6 000 000 jews into a Volkswagon?
Put them in the ashtray!!
What do you call 10 dead jews?
Almost time for lunch.
One hundred thousand?
A good days work!
What's the difference between a nigger and a bench?
A bench can support a family!
|January 14th, 2009||#50|
Made Billions that day
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Wherever there's a sucker being born
^^And that will be the best punchline of all, no?^^
"Which will you believe White Man, the trustworthy, innocent, upright, noble jew, or your own lying eyes and ears?"
|January 14th, 2009||#51|
Join Date: Mar 2008
Blog Entries: 1
If someone posted this already I missed it
Why did the jews wander in the desert for 40 years?
Somebody dropped a dime.
This lot over at VNN... We're not right-wing extremists. We're extremely right about everything.
|January 15th, 2009||#54|
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: With my awesome parents
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