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Old September 21st, 2008 #1
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Default National Socialist bicycles - Hobby turned Business

I started finding bicycles and changing components like changing clothes on a mannequin, before selling them.
Since, I live in Germany, I decided to convert the red, black or white ones to correspond to the true German colors. Perhaps, some kind of subliminal messaging might get conveyed.
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before:



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Norddeutscher Bund (1867–1871), Deutsches Reich („Kaiserreich“) (1871–1918):



Present day castrated version:

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Old September 21st, 2008 #2
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Anybody who is into bicycles is all right by me.

However, are you able to actually cut tubing and weld frames? If so, why don't you make recumbent bikes like this, which is, by the way, in NS colors:



Here's the link to the plans:

http://www.ihpva.org/people/tstrike/bike.htm

You could make limited edition hand made National Socialist recumbents. Here's how to market them, aside from calling them "Blondi" and making them red white and black.

Conventional bicycles make White men impotent if they ride them too much. So you warn bicyclists about getting impotent, show a guy in the spandex bicycle racing uniform with the helmet and such and with a question mark over his head and a worried face as he looks at his wife or girlfriend who is pointing at his crotch and has a question mark over her head and a conventional bicycle next to him.

Then give him a recumbent and show him riding it and he's smiling and saying, "Everything is working great down there!" and his wife is pedaling a recumbent too and smiling too and saying, "Better than ever!"

On a recumbent you can't stand up on the pedals like a conventional, so you can't take all those micro-rests. Rather you almost never coast unless you are going down a hill, you are always pedaling. Because of the much different pedaling angle, more of your body is involved. I feel it in my back and shoulders even. I go on a 1.1 mile loop, or about 2 kilometers per circle, and it takes 300 revolutions per lap and about 4 and 1/2 minutes. I keep a pretty high gear so it's like doing leg presses, and I usually do about 10 laps, sometimes less, sometimes more. So that's 3000 leg presses.

So yeah, try a recumbent some time if you haven't already.
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Old September 21st, 2008 #3
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There's not much to cut, there. All that is is a bicycle cut at the front and another steering element was welded onto it.
I'm thinking more on something similar with fully independent suspension.
You could save plenty of chain by running a cardon axle from a pedal assembly through the fork and down to the front wheel, for propulsion. Somebody has already built a motorcycle with this type of front wheel drive.
That way, you could actually mount the front wheel closer inboard, ideally, below the perpendicular axis from the knee area. This would allow you to sit even lower. Because, since the rear wheel is no longer needed for propulsion, in this case, it could be mounted directly behind the seat where the rear swing arm would pivot. That way, not only could you corner a tighter slalom, the center of gravity would be lowered to the point where, while cornering, you would achieve greater stability and securer handling on icey surfaces.
Throw away the Sturmey-Archer. That's British bodgery. The best gearbox to use is a Shimano 8 speed. They have the lowest coefficient of friction, due to the roller bearings fastening the axles of the planetary gears
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Default Raise and sell English bulldogs

Here are photos of one of my English bulldog puppies (click photos to enlarge). I'm asking $3,500.00 for her since she's champion sired and champion grand-sired. Her mother is also. Photos of my other bulldogs are at my doggie website: www.blingblingbulldogs.com. Lots of hassels and headaches raising them, but the payoff is good.

http://www.puppyfind.com/s/view_phot...c6ffec8bc25232
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Old September 22nd, 2008 #5
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Here are photos of one of my English bulldog puppies (click photos to enlarge). I'm asking $3,500.00 for her since she's champion sired and champion grand-sired. Her mother is also. Photos of my other bulldogs are at my doggie website: www.blingblingbulldogs.com. Lots of hassels and headaches raising them, but the payoff is good.

http://www.puppyfind.com/s/view_phot...c6ffec8bc25232
holy god. that is a ton brother. not a lot of us could afford that. 8^0!
 
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holy god. that is a ton brother. not a lot of us could afford that. 8^0!
You're right, C.M. English bulldogs are super expensive. But there are good reasons. First, females have to be artificially inseminated. Even then, they have small litters (average 4-5). And C-sections are required due to huge heads of puppies. Plus, they have terrible respiratory systems which make breathing difficult and result in lots of vet bills. Then stud fees for high pedigree males start at $500.00.

I paid $800.00 stud fee this last time. But he's an awesome AKC certified champion bulldog named "Cherrio". His photos are at:

http://www.countrybulls.com/Pages/Ch...g_Cheerio.html


Now though, I'm raising my own stud dog I named "Rounder" who is 7 months old and is champion grand-sired. He'll be ready to service my 6 females in 3 more months.

It's mostly a hobby for me. Keeps me from going nuts worrying about the GD kikes and koons, and is something to do to prevent cabin fever in winters.
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Old September 22nd, 2008 #7
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Maybe you should drop into the local vocational school and book an evening course on genetic engineering, Sir. That way, you could manipulate the reproductive register on some of that Chinese food you're busy breeding. Once you can get a litter sporting hide the colors of true Germany, maybe you could sell those puppies to masochistic, self-hating Jews like Woody Allen or Rodney Dangerfield



Here, Sir. Have some 2nd-hand sauce on your keyboard:

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Me and one of my AKC champion sired English bulldogs. "Jesse's Angel", age 6 months. Ain't she a doll ??

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He who owns English dogs should himself master the English language.
Repeat after me:
One of my AKC champion sired English bulldogs and I. "Jesse's Angel", age 6 months. Isn't she a doll?
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Lampshade Maker,

If you were here in the Northeast US I'd want to work with you to make something like these:



out of junked bicycles.
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Only if I get to mount a crane where that basket was
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Me and one of my AKC champion sired English bulldogs. "Jesse's Angel", age 6 months. Ain't she a doll ??
Lovely because, it is an animal.

Awful because, nobody with any love for animals would continue to breed them.

The fact that she can't be impregnated naturally says it all.

Due to their respiratory problems, anyone with a heart would never think of breeding them, let alone buy one.

There are thousands of dogs at the pound and shelters.
 
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He'll be ready to service my 6 females in 3 more months.
You should be ashamed of yourself.

Are there no laws in America about puppy farming?
 
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He who owns English dogs should himself master the English language.
Repeat after me:
One of my AKC champion sired English bulldogs and I. "Jesse's Angel", age 6 months. Isn't she a doll?
I was jest testin yaw'll intellectuals.

Besides, you're just jealous cause YOUR dog is a "sooner", ain cha ??

SOONER: A dog who'd just as soon shit in the house as on the ground. he he.
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...There are thousands of dogs at the pound and shelters...
To keep dog pounds in business, during times of astronomical fuel prices, vehicles like these could be converted to round up stray- and unwanted dogs:



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My "sooners" are all women
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You should be ashamed of yourself.

Are there no laws in America about puppy farming?
Well then, if you feel THAT way, why don't you rescue a few from the farm ?? I'll reduce the price down to only $2,000.00 apiece just for you.












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Miss Molly had 6 pups her last litter. All lived. Price for each pup averaged $1,500.00 at 8 weeks old. Sold like hotcakes.

But Miss Molly pure dispises my 100 pound Labrador Retriever who's terrified of her. She chases his ass all over my 5 acres when I let her out for exercise. Quite a sight. She's only 12 inches tall, l/3d his height, and weighs only 40 pounds.


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To keep dog pounds in business, during times of astronomical fuel prices, vehicles like these could be converted to round up stray- and unwanted dogs:



My "sooners" are all women
I see you're in a "buu-shittin" mood today, KLM. (As if he was ever in any other)
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I was jest testin yaw'll intellectuals.
You don't have to be intellectual to master a language. You only have to be a notch above existing as a Negroe.
I'd keep those dogs on a leash, while strolling past Chinese restaurants, if I were you:



Getting back to the topic:

The cardon axle I previously mentioned would be located at the driving wheel. To transmit power from the pedal assembly, using crown gears would be the best method:

http://www.zakgear.com/Scrown.html



Here, I set up a mountain bike to take a free-wheeling (brakeless) 3-speed Fichtel & Sachs hub and attached a hub generator. The chain tensioner is used, because the frame mounting is of the type which leaves no possibility for chain adjustment. I used the standard chain intended for internal gear change hubs. I had to modify the tensioner, by inserting washers on each side of the gear rollers to accomodate the width of the chain:







Since, mountain bikes, of this type, are difficult to sell here, I kept the original 559 centimeter wheels to sell as spare parts. I replaced them with 590cm types, to give the impression that the bicycle is larger and of touring classification. The wheelbase is rather short. Therefore, the market for this particular model is limited to those who are rather shorter in stature. Or, at least, have shorter legs. I got the bike for free, so I thought I could make it palatable for sale. I replaced the spring-loaded fork with a solid one from an old Triumph (made by Raleigh) bicycle. I even attached a Raleigh badge

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back frame (27”) and another 20” for pedals
What do you mean by 27" ? Is that a 630 centimeter wheel?
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Old September 24th, 2008 #20
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Me and one of my AKC champion sired English bulldogs. "Jesse's Angel", age 6 months. Ain't she a doll ??

God damn that's a ornery, ugly looking thing. The dogs cute tho.
 
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