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Old September 20th, 2012 #1
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Default The Fuck File: Non-Vaginal Penile Explorations by Real Men of Genius

[This thread is for, uh, non-traditional sexual uses of the penis. Most of these uses are crimes; many are simply bizarre and unfathomable. There is really no reason for this err sticky thread other than PURE AMUSEMENT. If that discomfits you, perhaps you should go get an e-blowjob from a Dyson. They're very flexible I hear.]


it's furrrrtastic, apparently

http://www.inquisitr.com/335943/flor...iature-donkey/

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Old September 21st, 2012 #2
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That's the link for the uterus transplant. Or am I missing the article?
 
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Farmhand arrested for 'having sex with 21-month-old female miniature donkey named Doodle'
By Snejana Farberov
PUBLISHED: 15:10 EST, 18 September 2012 | UPDATED: 05:37 EST, 19 September 2012

A Florida farm worker was arrested and charged with engaging in sexual activity involving an animal and animal cruelty after police say he had sex with a miniature female donkey.

Carlos Romero, 31, was taken into custody on Monday at the Ocala farm where he was employed after reportedly admitting to police that he becomes aroused seeing animals in heat and mating.

When interviewed on Friday by police, Romero described in graphic detail his sexual encounter with the 21-month-old donkey named Doodle, saying that he likes how the critter's fur feels against his privates, according to the police report cited by The Smoking Gun.


Suspect: Farmhand Carlos Romero, 31, was arrested for allegedly engaging in a sexual activity with a female donkey


The 31-year-old went on to say that he 'may have come in contact with the donkey' by accident and left his DNA 'by accident.' Romero also admitted that he masturbated with Doodle the donkey five or six times, but said he did not have sex with the critter because ‘she’s blooming into maturity,’ The Ocala Star-Banner reported.

The alleged incident that landed Romero behind bars took place on August 15, when Gerald James, who rents the farm in the 9100 block of NW 60th Avenue arrived at around 9:30pm to deliver a horse.

James told police that all the farm buildings were shrouded in darkness, but there was light in the tac room.

Through the window, James said he saw Romero with his shirt off and his pants down ‘up against the rear of the donkey’ and apparently having sex with it.

The 31-year-old farmhand pulled away from the 21-month-old animal after he saw James looking at him. He then pushed Doodle out the room and closed the door behind it.

James reported the incident to police on September 11, and three days later, officers came by the farm to question the suspect.

According to a police report, the 31-year-old told officers that Florida was 'backwards' because its residents 'frown on zoophilia.'

Romero was sent to the Marion County Jail on $2,000 bond. His miniature donkey was taken away by animal control officials.

Since his arrest, Romero spoke out about the incident, demanding that Doodle - which he claims he paid $500 for - be returned to him. Jail officials said Romero was placed in protective custody 'for his own protection.'

Marion County spokeswoman Elaine McClain said within 10 days, officials plan to file a petition with the court for custody of Doodle – something that Romero fiercely opposes.

If the court grants the custody request, the county may put the donkey up for adoption. Doodle appears to be in good health, McClain said, and there are ‘no outward signs of any physical abuse.’

At Romero's first appearance via video from the jail, Judge Steven Rogers denied him a public defender. Romero entered a not guilty plea, and his next court appearance was scheduled for October 9.

In an earlier interview with the Star-Banner, Romero accused James of being a peeping tom and said he believes his privacy was invaded.

On his part, James said that if Romero is released from jail, he will not be welcomed back at the farm.

Romero said he has always been attracted to animals because their feelings '100 per cent honest.' He also admitted to having sex with horses multiple times since he was 18 years old, adding that he likes their ‘feminine shape, behavior and raw power.
 
Old September 21st, 2012 #4
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This idiot looks happy in his mugshot, wearing prison stripes.

The worst part is, he's apparently white.
 
Old September 21st, 2012 #5
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That's the link for the uterus transplant. Or am I missing the article?
Sorry fucked that up right before going to sleep...

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http://www.inquisitr.com/335943/flor...iature-donkey/

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http://jezebel.com/florida/
 
Old September 21st, 2012 #6
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In prison he will be the donkey.
 
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In prison he will be the donkey.
He has a nice smile and appears to be an upbeat, energetic guy, and he's certainly open to new ideas. Smells like Counter-Currents material to me. Alert the Greggy!
 
Old September 21st, 2012 #8
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This idiot looks happy in his mugshot, wearing prison stripes.

The worst part is, he's apparently white.
Apparently he can only get it up for the younger adolescent donkeys. Once they have been ridden, he finds them useless.
 
Old September 21st, 2012 #9
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nice thumbnail of florida:

Won't the real… 3 days ago

In short: Florida, seriously, WTF?
In long: Florida, a swampy no-man's-land for most of history, nearly ceded to the Spanish due to its lack of usefulness, containing their first big fortress within oldest city in North America, ultimately capitalized upon by industrialists like Henry Flagler who built railroads under questionable working conditions and convinced wealthy Northerners that riding two days into a malaria-infested jungle was a great alternative to traveling overseas by ship for the same conditions, which later became a repository for thousands of eccentric roadside attractions as cars took over from trains, ultimately bringing an endless stream of developers hoping to ride Flagler's coattails, from condo developers to Walt Disney to every meth-addled divorcee in the eastern US, resulting in a melting pot within a melting pot, a mostly southern state with mostly northern culture, these cultures endlessly intermingling into a lowest common denominator of culture, with civilization clustered in a handful of metro areas, but still retaining a mostly rural life of cattle ranching and orange groves, much of which was overtaken by a housing boom that was derailed--like one of Flagler's trains--by a series of hurricanes and poor insurance and tax changes, sucks.
 
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Apparently he can only get it up for the younger adolescent donkeys. Once they have been ridden, he finds them useless.
They become defiled, putrid sluts and are unfit for anything other than being put out to pasture.
 
Old September 21st, 2012 #11
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I don't know if you guys know about VICE, but they're a bunch of dudes who do travel videos/documentaries about, well, anything and everything.

Here's one of their productions.

 
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They become defiled, putrid sluts and are unfit for anything other than being put out to pasture.
They belong in the slut pile.
 
Old September 22nd, 2012 #13
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If the court grants the custody request, the county may put the donkey up for adoption. Doodle appears to be in good health, McClain said, and there are ‘no outward signs of any physical abuse.’
I'm outraged at McClain's appalling insensitivity. What about the inward signs no one can see? The deep scars on Doodle's soul that will never - never! - heal?

She has been RAPED, bitch - by Romero and again by your callousness!

All kidding aside now, folks: this really is a chilling cautionary tale about the abuse of power by a sexually fascist society. Two consenting adults were making love in the privacy of their barn when their moment of quiet tenderness was shattered by that goddamn perv Gerald James - and the jackbooted thugs arrested THEM!

Carlos & Doodle have a good thing going. Yeah - you all heard me. I know it doesn't fit this society's repressed, white-bread attitudes toward interspecies relationships: get over it. Love is LOVE - and if these two kids have found it, well, I say "God bless 'em!"
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Old September 22nd, 2012 #14
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He has a bright future in the Democrat party.He will fit right in.Maybe the first openly "zoophile" Senator.
 
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none of this is any worse than fucking a nigger and that shit happens all the time.
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Jew sodomized a cat.

http://www.pet-abuse.com/cases/4096/MD/

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Howard County Court documents show charges against a man (warrant issued on Nov 10, 2004) for one felony count of Animal Mutilation, 2 misdemeanor counts of Animal Cruelty, and one misdemeanor count of Perverted Practice. In part, the Statement of Charges reads as follows:

Upon examination, the cat "Clyde" was observed to have severe hemorrhages in eyes, hemorrhages of tongue, fractured and displaced teeth, was unable to stand or walk, vomited blood, was incontinent, severe liver trauma, flaccid rectal muscles and splayed rear legs consistent with an object being forced into the rectum or with sexual assault, 7 broken ribs, some freshly broken and others in stages of healing. (The Veterinarian) also advised that all of Clyde's nails were broken and split. She advised that there was blue and yellow fleece fibers trapped in the broken and split nails. These items were collected as evidence.
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Steven Richard Schatz was sentenced by Judge Axel to 90 days in jail and 3 years probation - a period in which he is not to have a pet or live in a home that has a pet - and to pay $1,889 in veterinary bills to the owner of the cat, which was euthanized because of its injuries. Many animal groups are outraged at such a light sentence.
I say the wrong animal was euthanized.
 
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Jew sodomized a cat.

http://www.pet-abuse.com/cases/4096/MD/





I say the wrong animal was euthanized.
Goddamn cat-shtupping kikes....
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I say the wrong animal was euthanized.
Spot on! That cocksucker will go on to assualt children.
 
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A man who enjoys dressing up as a dog has been arrested for having sex with a cat in Idaho.
Ryan Havens Tannenholz, 28, is accused of sexually abusing the pet several times over the course of a year.
Police arrested the man from Boise, Idaho, on August 1st, on six felony counts of crimes against
nature and one misdemeanor count of cruelty to an animal.
Tannenholz is said to be a 'furry' - the name given to a member of a community of people who dress as animals.
According to Flayrah, a site dedicated to furries, he had a number of animal alter-egos including a dog, a wolf, a white husky and a fox.
Photos on a social media site posted by
Tannenholz appear to show him in character as a creature called Bubblegum.
He is currently being held in custody in lieu of a $250,000 bond and faces up to five years in prison if convicted.
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