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Old February 7th, 2011 #161
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Default ". . .believing 2 plus 2 equals 4. . ."

A famous Nazi said : "I tell you, if the Fuhrer says that 2 X 2 is 5, then 2 X 2 is five!" (I don't have the source at hand)
 
Old February 7th, 2011 #162
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They gave more to the world than any christian has. Real humor and intelligence and wisdom beat imaginary heaven every time.
Pure jealousy. Twain, Mencken, legions of other writers, and even some VNNers as well could write rings around the humorless, shallow, self-important, solipsistic, sophist, fuckwitz who wrote The Bibble.
All those pages and not one honest belly laugh, not even a giggle. With nary a reflective line to be found that gives the reader that "ah-ha" moment of having come across a thought that went previously unconsidered. Never an idea that hasn't been said a thousand times better by ten thousand other sources.
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Old February 7th, 2011 #163
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But but but they were atheists! Their books should be burned. Humor? What's that? And accepting the Great Lies Of Jeesus into your heart shows intelligence and wisdom. An' anyone who says different is doing the jew's work.
yep. i've said it 1000x, and will say it 1000 more: the fact there is not a single funny line in 1200 pages of the anglo-veneered semitic gobbledygook called the bibble tells the thinking man all he needs to know.

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Old February 7th, 2011 #164
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I urge you to open your heart to the Spirit, Fred. Cast aside these worldly ways of men, lest they cloak your soul in eternal darkness--ie, believing 2 plus 2 equals 4.

I'm praying you repent of your sins so I don't have to joy in your rotting in hell, the reward awaiting all who accept not Jesus' love.

God bless!

Yes. I shall henceforth battle the lies of the jews with the lies of Jeesus, King of the jews, with scripture I shall battle all my enemies, at least until I can pray for them to also accept the Light.

Let us pray.

Our Father in heaven,
hollow be your name,
your kingdom come,
your will be done,
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us today our daily lies
And forgive us our debts,
forgive not our debtors.
And lead us not into truth,[j]
but deliver us from the evil one.
 
Old February 7th, 2011 #165
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Lotsa lulz for the hellbound @
http://loljesus.com/
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Old February 7th, 2011 #166
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Pure jealousy. Twain, Mencken, legions of other writers, and even some VNNers as well could write rings around the humorless, shallow, self-important, solipsistic, sophist, fuckwitz who wrote The Bibble.
All those pages and not one honest belly laugh, not even a giggle. With nary a reflective line to be found that gives the reader that "ah-ha" moment of having come across a thought that went previously unconsidered. Never an idea that hasn't been said a thousand times better by ten thousand other sources.
No jokes, but there are some WTF moments: Who can't say "WTF?" about the lines about the guy that was supposed to fuck his sister-in-law and ejaculate inside her but instead ejaculated into the dust in a pull-it-out-in-time maneuver?

Genesis 38:9
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But Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so whenever he lay with his brother's wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from producing offspring for his brother.
Or the part about not grabbing your enemy's balls when you get in a fist-fight?
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If two Israelite men are fighting and the wife of one tries to rescue her husband by grabbing the testicles of the other man, her hand must be cut off without pity.
LOL. Unintentional humor. No wonder the Catholic Church resisted the printing and dissemination of the Bible back in the middle ages. This was the kind of stuff they didn't want people to read.

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Old February 7th, 2011 #167
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Lotsa lulz for the hellbound @
http://loljesus.com/
Mike--

That's a funny pic, but when I clicked on it I got attacked by one of those "Your computer is infected" virus things.
 
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don't know why. I've been there several times and never had a prob.

(man, I hate re-directs! I restarted my PC in safe mode a couple of months ago and now I get them all the time. I even get them when trying to go to Wiki from Google. Damned if I know why.)

btw, C & P the link onto the address bar to get around it.
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Old February 7th, 2011 #169
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What truth? .
The Truth is you are merely quoting parts that you think you understand. And because you think that you understand those quotes, then you also think that you can refute them and call them lies. But you don't understand those quotes. There is mystical side that is really beyond your present abilities to understand. Christianity operates both in this world and beyond this world. You are trying to apply the Beyond to the Present. Do I care if you understand? No, I don't care if you understand.
 
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All you have are assertions, denial, and no proof whatsoever even that Jebus existed. And, the icing on the non-cake, is that 99% of christ lunatics don't even believe your idiosyncratic view that you're calling christian. Wait it's worse. They actually believe the opposite of what you believe about jews. Why should we take the word of a lone, anonymous nut over the Pope and the 99.9%? We shouldn't. But even this underlines our point: Christianity is tennis with the net down. No standards, just empty claims. You can spout your airhole all day long but you will never succeed in putting christ-insanity on the same plain with sense and reason.
I hope you don't delete this post because in a few more years, you will be so embarrassed to find out how wrong you are. I don't care if the majority of Christians disagree with me now. Soon, the majority will be in agreement with me.
 
Old February 7th, 2011 #171
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Who is an authority on what the bible really means? Face it, it's your opinion. Your argument of "But you just don't understand!" is irrelevant because there's no experts on the subject. It's all interpretation, which is why the bible can be used to argue for anything. It's just your goddamn opinion man. Everything (religion) you believe in is just your opinion. And your opinion isn't better than anybody's. Even if there was something else besides what we see, who is to say Christianity is right? There's plenty of other religions out there and Christianity has no merit more so than any other. To think otherwise is just your opinion and you should just face that.


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The Truth is you are merely quoting parts that you think you understand. And because you think that you understand those quotes, then you also think that you can refute them and call them lies. But you don't understand those quotes. There is mystical side that is really beyond your present abilities to understand. Christianity operates both in this world and beyond this world. You are trying to apply the Beyond to the Present. Do I care if you understand? No, I don't care if you understand.
 
Old February 7th, 2011 #172
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I hope you don't delete this post because in a few more years, you will be so embarrassed to find out how wrong you are. I don't care if the majority of Christians disagree with me now. Soon, the majority will be in agreement with me.
 
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They gave more to the world than any christian has. Real humor and intelligence and wisdom beat imaginary heaven every time.You are showing your lack of historial knowledge here.

All christ-lunatics have is unbacked assertions, and time-honored ways of groupthink-attack on anyone who laughs at their foolishness.
Wrong again. Christianity, as well as some of the other religious disciplines, offer real benefits that are easily observed by anyone who looks. Your problem is that you have blinded yourself with doubt and denial, so you can't look even if you tried.

Although the title of your thread claims one thing, all of you atheists are only proving that you, yourselves, are a large part of the problem as you attack Christianity and ally yourselves with the goals of the demon Jews.

That Christianity requires some correction of errors, is not possibly attainable through the efforts of atheists. None of you have the knowledge or the spirit to do anything other than complain and cat-call.
 
Old February 7th, 2011 #174
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Wrong again. Christianity, as well as some of the other religious disciplines, offer real benefits that are easily observed by anyone who looks. Your problem is that you have blinded yourself with doubt and denial, so you can't look even if you tried.
Pretty sure there's no doubt, banjo.
 
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If two Israelite men are fighting and the wife of one tries to rescue her husband by grabbing the testicles of the other man, her hand must be cut off without pity.
And these are supposed to be the words of "God"? Hardy har har. April Fool's, right? Right...?
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Old February 7th, 2011 #176
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The Truth is you are merely quoting parts that you think you understand. And because you think that you understand those quotes, then you also think that you can refute them and call them lies. But you don't understand those quotes. There is mystical side that is really beyond your present abilities to understand. Christianity operates both in this world and beyond this world. You are trying to apply the Beyond to the Present. Do I care if you understand? No, I don't care if you understand.
Of course. The quotes don't mean what they plainly state. No sir. They have a mystical meaning and only those who are privy to these deep secrets are capable of understanding this true meaning.

But wouldn't that be a form of dishonesty? Lying even. These quotes from Jeezus plainly say one thing but mean another? Sounds jewish to me. Oh wait, it is jewish.
 
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Who is an authority on what the bible really means? Face it, it's your opinion. Your argument of "But you just don't understand!" is irrelevant because there's no experts on the subject. It's all interpretation, which is why the bible can be used to argue for anything. It's just your goddamn opinion man. Everything (religion) you believe in is just your opinion. And your opinion isn't better than anybody's. Even if there was something else besides what we see, who is to say Christianity is right? There's plenty of other religions out there and Christianity has no merit more so than any other. To think otherwise is just your opinion and you should just face that.
The difference between belief and knowledge is very great. For example, for someone to believe that date palms grow in Kukamonga, California, is a lot different than someone who actually goes to Kukamonga to see if they grow there. The first person can only believe (or imagine) but the second person actually knows because he has seen them for himself.

So, do not take me for some ordinary "believer" who can only "imagine" because what I write about is not a matter of "belief" for me because it is actual knowledge. So, in fact, my opinion is, indeed, better than most ... and certainly more knowledgable than any atheist. Because with atheists, (1) you do not believe so you are incapable of understanding those who do and (2) you have no knowledge of the spiritual world so you are unqualified to even have an opinion on the subject since everything you say is false.

Over time, there are enough of you who have intelligence who will understand me.
 
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Wrong again. Christianity, as well as some of the other religious disciplines, offer real benefits that are easily observed by anyone who looks. Your problem is that you have blinded yourself with doubt and denial, so you can't look even if you tried.
Banish doubt. Drink the kool aid. Everything will be so much better.
 
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The difference between belief and knowledge is very great. For example, for someone to believe that date palms grow in Kukamonga, California, is a lot different than someone who actually goes to Kukamonga to see if they grow there. The first person can only believe (or imagine) but the second person actually knows because he has seen them for himself.

So, do not take me for some ordinary "believer" who can only "imagine" because what I write about is not a matter of "belief" for me because it is actual knowledge. So, in fact, my opinion is, indeed, better than most ... and certainly more knowledgable than any atheist. Because with atheists, (1) you do not believe so you are incapable of understanding those who do and (2) you have no knowledge of the spiritual world so you are unqualified to even have an opinion on the subject since everything you say is false.

Over time, there are enough of you who have intelligence who will understand me.
So you've actually been to heaven? Shook Jeezus' hand and maybe had a beer with him? Sat around shooting the shit with the big guy hisself? Impressive!
 
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