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Old June 1st, 2011 #1
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Thumbs up Valdez wants a new name

Beaner wannabe Wagon Burner Valdez here on the forum has privately contacted me and asked me to help him come up with a new name. I would like to have your help to come up with something for him as a surprise. We can present it to him as a birthday present or something like that, maybe fathers day since I am sure he has impregnated lots of little beaner chicks to create baby beans.

So please lets get some good ideas out here.

I was thinking of Exxon Valdez since he is probably an accident, and he is greasy and oily.
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Old June 1st, 2011 #2
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Beaner wannabe Wagon Burner Valdez here on the forum has privately contacted me and asked me to help him come up with a new name. I would like to have your help to come up with something for him as a surprise. We can present it to him as a birthday present or something like that, maybe fathers day since I am sure he has impregnated lots of little beaner chicks to create baby beans.

So please lets get some good ideas out here.

I was thinking of Exxon Valdez since he is probably an accident, and he is greasy and oily.
For sure he has to dump that Conquistador derived N.M. Valdez. Exxon Valdez is not a classic name for a Native American. I like "Little Chief Buffalo Turd" better. It is more descriptive of his posts. Greater minds than mine can surely do much better at coming up with a new name for him.

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Old June 1st, 2011 #3
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Tupac Inca? No, wait, he'll bitch and moan because Incans were a few hundred miles away from where his shitling family originates. Valdez, a name originating from several thousand miles away in Europe is much more appropriate.
 
Old June 1st, 2011 #4
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I was thinking of Exxon Valdez since he is probably an accident, and he is greasy and oily.
Thanks for that April, it's the funniest thing I've heard all day.

I'll mull this one over, but I can already tell I'm not quite as creative as you!
 
Old June 1st, 2011 #5
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I was talking with a dancer friend from a local tribe....he taught me this word,
Subanik, (soo baa nick)it means see ya later, or see you next time, cause they never say goodbye, believing in the spirit world and the continuity of existence as they do. Not that I'd want to run him off. It's a friendly word, according to my friend.
 
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"Dances-With-Nigs" since he likes to pretend at being a "crip". Just eliminate ck's from anything printed, wow, that's a tough outfit to get into. We bleeeve yoo.

Or better yet just "Chief Cuts-And-Pastes"
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Talking Scalp, maybe.
 
Old June 1st, 2011 #8
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"Dances-With-Nigs" since he likes to pretend at being a "crip". Just eliminate ck's from anything printed, wow, that's a tough outfit to get into. We bleeeve yoo.

Or better yet just "Chief Cuts-And-Pastes"
I like "Little Chief Dances-with-Darkies".
 
Old June 1st, 2011 #9
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Beaner wannabe Wagon Burner Valdez here on the forum has privately contacted me and asked me to help him come up with a new name. I would like to have your help to come up with something for him as a surprise. We can present it to him as a birthday present or something like that, maybe fathers day since I am sure he has impregnated lots of little beaner chicks to create baby beans.

So please lets get some good ideas out here.

I was thinking of Exxon Valdez since he is probably an accident, and he is greasy and oily.
"Little Chief Wagon Burner" might work.
 
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"Two Dogs Fucking" is a good traditional injun handle.
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Old June 2nd, 2011 #14
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Beaner wannabe Wagon Burner Valdez here on the forum has privately contacted me and asked me to help him come up with a new name. I would like to have your help to come up with something for him as a surprise. We can present it to him as a birthday present or something like that, maybe fathers day since I am sure he has impregnated lots of little beaner chicks to create baby beans.

So please lets get some good ideas out here.

I was thinking of Exxon Valdez since he is probably an accident, and he is greasy and oily.

asshole is fitting.
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'Chief small man' as we know he's no-where near 5 feet tall, but 'Chief Cuts-And-Pastes' is more accurate.

 
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Let's name him --- El Nino (southern oscillation phenomenon) Picueto
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Old June 2nd, 2011 #20
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Beaner wannabe Wagon Burner Valdez here on the forum has privately contacted me and asked me to help him come up with a new name.
Since you're going to choose to view posts that I make in your thread, or will see them when they're quoted by others, I'll respond to you. The first portion of your initial sentence is grammatically incoherent, and would be indicated as a failure of "ebonics" by members of this forum if it had been written by an African-American. I believe its intent, however, is a statement that I am a "beaner" (Mexican) and a wannabe "wagon burner" (Indian). I'm not sure I understand this statement. I was under the impression that the "racialist" criticism of the average Mexican came about because of their admixture between Indians and whites; hence the term "mestizo." If I am a Mexican (which I am not), exactly what part of this racial makeup would you object to? The white portion?

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I would like to have your help to come up with something for him as a surprise. We can present it to him as a birthday present or something like that, maybe fathers day since I am sure he has impregnated lots of little beaner chicks to create baby beans.
You do realize that would include these girls, don't you?





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You might want to specify a race of the girls that I impregnate, instead of a nationality.
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