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Old January 26th, 2014 #21
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Free, WHITE & 21

Too Dumb to Pour Piss out of a Boot with Instructions on the Heel
The technical difficulties might be the result of piss being in one boot and the directions written on the heel of the other.
 
Old January 27th, 2014 #22
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You Thought Like Parker Dreamed: A needling riposte to someone who has the wrong idea about something.
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Old April 21st, 2014 #23
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Mexican overdrive-Coasting downhill in neutral gear

Drive like a white man-Passenger's admonishment

Whaddar ya, a cop or writin' a book?-Reply to an annoying question

Rice rocket/Jap scrap-Japanese motorcycles

Jewish lightning-Arson for insurance

Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never harm me
 
Old April 21st, 2014 #24
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Half Past the Monkey's Ass, a Quarter till His Balls: jokey way to answer a query about the time of day.
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Old April 22nd, 2014 #25
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Queer as a two dollar bill.

Sweatin' like a whore in church.


About as useful as a screen door on a submarine

As useless as tits on a boar.


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Old April 22nd, 2014 #26
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Queer as a two dollar bill.

Sweatin' like a whore in church.


About as useful as a screen door on a submarine

As useless as tits on a boar.


My Folks always said it as "queer as a three dollar bill".

Remember, they actually issued a two dollar bill back in the 70's.
 
Old April 23rd, 2014 #27
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When someone asks, 'What time is it?' Look at your bare wrist and say "Half past a freckle."
 
Old April 23rd, 2014 #28
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He looks like he could make change for a $9 bill in threes: about some guy who looks like a fag.
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Old April 24th, 2014 #29
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Darker than a witch's cunt.

Colder than a jew's heart.

I jewed him down on the price.
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Old April 24th, 2014 #30
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Things that used to describe things that would now be called "hot" or "cool" now. I've kind of noticed that the idea of cats as "cool" is going away in our idomatic speech.

I always liked cat idioms. My father would always say phrases like "purring like a kitten" for a piece of machinery that worked particularly well.
 
Old April 26th, 2014 #31
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You Thought Like Parker Dreamed: A needling riposte to someone who has the wrong idea about something.
I've never heard that. What is that from?
 
Old April 26th, 2014 #32
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I've never heard that. What is that from?
From my family. No idea of its etymology.
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Old April 29th, 2014 #33
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party favor
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Old May 12th, 2014 #34
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nigger rig.....to fix machinery with non standard parts...like bailing wire

I stole it off a dead nigger >>when asked where you got something..

nigger shooter..=.a slingshot

a shine = a nigger
 
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"he don't know his asshole from his eyesocket"

"as confused as a blind dike in a fish market"
 
Old September 1st, 2014 #36
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Half Past the Monkey's Ass, a Quarter till His Balls:
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Half past my garter and twice 'round my ass

He'd give you his asshole and shit through his ribs: to describe someone who's generous
 
Old September 2nd, 2014 #37
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I still use 'afro engineering' to describe nigger-rigging of any kind in the construction biz.

How about 'would ya jump in my grave that quick' for those smiling chair stealers and similar swine
 
Old September 2nd, 2014 #38
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"You wouldn't make a pimple on a GOOD man's ass!" Sneered out by a pissed woman....
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Old September 2nd, 2014 #39
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Dead as a doornail.
 
Old September 2nd, 2014 #40
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"Screwy": heard a lot in old movies: "Why, Jim, stop talkin' screwy!"
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