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Old December 1st, 2019 #2485
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Old December 15th, 2019 #2491
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1. I am a pale, red haired guy. I once dreamed that I was tan but it turned
out to be a pigment of my imagination.
2.I wrote a check to my favorite charity, the San Andreas Foundation.
You might say I was being generous to a fault.
3. Someone said that you weren't fit to live with pigs. But I stood up for you.
I said you were.
4. I don't have any food allergies but I am allergic to jail. When they put me in jail I tend to break out.
5. Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
6. Entropy isn't what it used to be.
7. What is green, can fly and secretes enzymes to help digest your food?
A: Peter Pancreas
Note: Jokes 1, 4 and 7 were my own. #2 came from the National Lampoon magazine
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Old December 15th, 2019 #2492
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If Heaven has any niggers there then Hell would be a better alternative.
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Old December 20th, 2019 #2494
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Here are two ideas for t-shirt slogans:
1. Beer. It's not just for breakfast anymore.
2. People who think they know everything are very
annoying to those of us who do know everything.
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Old December 23rd, 2019 #2497
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A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington DC. Nothing was moving.

Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped the entire US Congress, and they're asking for 100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire.

"We're going from car to car, collecting donations"

The driver asks "How much is everyone giving?"

The man replies, "Roughly a gallon"
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