|July 26th, 2013||#1|
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The Broke European Countries Aren't Having Babies
Goofus—the European countries that spent like drunken sailors and then saw everything evaporate in the recession— is so depressed he can't even get around to having a baby. But Gallant— the countries that were relative models of fiscal rectitude— has no trouble making babies, if you know what we mean.
That is a somewhat simplified distillation of a new population study out of Europe, where the unborn babies are wise enough to pop out in the countries where they might have a chance at landing a fucking job one day. From the Financial Times: