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Special* Joke Thread
* special = your post must be limited to snips n clips you have taken from the internet you find funny. not jokes. not your own words. purely discontexted unintentional humor only, otherwise use the other joke thread you paleonitwit.
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we're going for unintentional comedy. the above is intended to be interesting and funny, and is, but this thread is for UNINTENTIONAL comedy. |
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The thing is, a lot of people really do feel in this manner. I suspect Whites on the "left" have a higher degree of this (fervid) imaginary empathy than Whites on the "right." But these latter folks still get hoodwinked on the high points of the program. . .race, jews, et al. The Holohoax relies at its core on this response in its targets. For instance, I think a lot of the anti-death penalty folks--rank & file I mean, not the ringleaders--imagine themselves to be taking the needle, etc, or imagine themselves waiting for execution. Kind of a mental fetish. It's not so much that they're pro-nigger/spic/crime (though that plays, too, at least the first two), it's that they imagine how horrible it truly is, mix in "two wrongs don't make a right" pseudo-philosophy and think up a cause. Same with the sundry environmental stuff. The rank & file greenie. . .many of them actually imagine themselves as whales, etc. . .or even trees. PETA people might be the ultimate example of this mentality run amok. And the cafeteria person. . .I can say with 99.9% certainty that it's a young White woman--even without the Jezebel reference. Just like in these environmental groups it's 90+% White. Probably the same phenomenon in the pro-life movement. It fits the pattern. |
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look, nobody really gets anyone else. that's why we have manners. and your job, as one of the human throng, is to realize in any relation there will be some bumps and cuts. dont take it too personally. get over yourself. think of others a little. and show some manners. that's the best we can do. hey, i didn't make the world, i cant be held legally responsible. i dont like it any better than you men. Quote:
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The term Special* Joke itself seems like it fits the definition of a special joke. Ala, a joke that's not funny, the short bus of jokes. Which is itself unintentionally funny.
I hear space-time ripping, and the joke's on me. |
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I've got a funny one:
From Darius Appleby, and this was meant as a positive.... "Lineage means little to nothing for most Australians."
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On ozzies:
"I always get to hear them saying something silly, I was in Dublin a while ago and 'they' were on the bus and one said to the other one 'why are all the street signs in French and English?' I felt like slapping them."
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Which reminds me of my own encounter with 'them' in Paris:
"So, is there anywhere decent to go around here?"
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Or how about this crackerjack overheard by an ozzy sow in some local market:
“I reckon sage & pumpkin go together like two gay men go together beautifully.”
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In a store where some young ozzie skrangers were playing a videogame:
"what's accelerate? oh that's go, isn't it?"
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This is hillarious.:
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Overheard this morning on a "Planet Green" channel documentary called "Expedition Borneo:" Quote:
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My Mom and My Step Dad use to quarrel all the time. One night in Liberia is got physical and My mother Bit my step dad.
I used to hate it when they Quarrel. Thank God they do not live together anymore. I have a Peace of Mind!!! |
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Originally posted by UAR Group
You dont seen to understand. Nigger is not a racist word if you research it.
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