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February 14th, 2009
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Jews are not superior
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: USA - House of Babylonia where greed, immigration and homosexuality flourishes and the jews love it.
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Mexican Jokes:
Why cant mexicans play uno?
Because they always steal the green card ----- Why can't mexicans be firemen?They can't tell the difference between jose and hose b ----- How do you stop a Mexican tank?Shoot the guy pushing it. ----- Why are Mexicans so short?They all live in basement apartments. ----- How Do You Starve A Mexican?Put Their Food Stamps In Their Work Boots. ----- What do you call 100 mexicans working on a roof?Chingos ----- Juan,carlos,and antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. who wins?Society. ----- What do you call mexican basketball? Juan on Juan. ----- Did you hear about the winner of the mexican beauty contest?Me neither. -----What do you get when you cross a mexican with an octopuss? I don't know but it could pick lettuce good. ----- Why don't mexicans bbq?The beans fall through the little holes. ----- What are the first 3 words in every mexican cookbook?steal a chicken ----- Did you hear about that one mexican that went to college?yeah.. me neither ----- What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?Cuatro Cinco ----- how do you stop a mexican from robbing your house?put up a help-wanted sign
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February 14th, 2009
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Jews are not superior
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: USA - House of Babylonia where greed, immigration and homosexuality flourishes and the jews love it.
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Jewish Jokes:
How do you know you have a queer Jew?
He likes money more than girls. Have you heard about the Jewish sports car? It stops on a dime, then picks it up What is a Jews biggest dilemma? Free pork Why do Jews have such big noses? So they can smell where the money is. Whats the object of Jewish football? To get the quarter back. How was copper wire invented? 2 Jews fighting over the same penny What language does Jewish homo speak? Heblew What did the little German boy get for his birthday? Easy bake oven and a G.I Jew Hows Christmas celebrated in Jewish homes? They put parking meters on the roof. Why did the Jews walk around the desert for 40 years? They heard that someone dropped a quarter What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? A whine and cheese party. Whats Jewish doggy style? You beg for half an hour and the princess rolls over and plays dead. What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall? He breaks his nose.
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February 14th, 2009
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Jews are not superior
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: USA - House of Babylonia where greed, immigration and homosexuality flourishes and the jews love it.
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Negro Jokes:
What does Pontiac stand for?
Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac! Did you hear the one about . . . . the baby nigger who went to heaven and got his wings? He said, "God! Look! I'm an angel!", and God said, "No you stupid nigger! You're a bat, now eff off!" Why do black people have white hands? It rubs off the cop cars! Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? They're easier to spot! What do you call two blacks on one bike? Organized crime! Why are niggers getting stronger? T.V.s are getting bigger! What happened to the nigger who had an abortion? Crime Stoppers sent her a check for $500! What does FUBU stand for? Farmers Used to Buy Us Why don't sharks eat niggers? They think its whale shit! What do you call 1,000 niggers going down a hill? A mudslide! What do Nikes and the KKK have in common? They both make niggers run fast! Why is there no black Miss America pageant? Nobody want's to be Ms. Idaho! What do you get when you cross a nigger and a gorilla? A dumb gorilla! What do you call a nigger having sex? Rape! How many Polacks does it take to clean a bathroom? None, it's a niggers job! Why do niggers hate aspirin? Because it's white and it works! A nigger walks into a bar and says, "Yo! Where do all the homies hang?". The bartender says, "out there", pointing to a tree in the back. What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike? An Ethiopian! How many niggers does it take a shingle a roof? It depends how thin you slice them! How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope! Why don't nigger babies play in sandboxes? Cats keep trying to bury them!
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A jew can't handle "truth" with dignity, but refutes with lies of exaggeration. Jews -- tall, tall, tall, tales they tell. Famous fairytale storytellers of the Holocaust. |
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February 15th, 2009
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Señor Member
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http://www.vnnforum.com/showthread.php?t=85075
The Linderisms Make Great Graphics threads has some good ones. =D
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February 15th, 2009
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 this is one true good...what happend when Croat come as turist in Africa? he make foto and niggers are holding sign: we are idiots - mi smo idioti ha ha ha 
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February 16th, 2009
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#189 |
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Banned
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February 16th, 2009
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#190 |
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Banned
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February 16th, 2009
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#191 |
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Banned
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Severed penis found in convenience store microwave
Friday, February 24, 2006 A clerk at a GetGo station made a horrifying discovery last night after a man walked into the minimart and asked her to heat something wrapped in a paper towel in the store's microwave. When the item in the microwave gave off an unusual odor, the clerk opened the over door, unwrapped the paper and found what appeared to be a severed human penis, according to KDKA-TV. The clerk immediately called police, but the man who handed the item to the clerk fled from the store on Fifth Avenue, KDKA reported. McKeesport police declined comment last night http://www.post-gazette.com//pg/06055/660716.stm Hardcore. Cutting your penis off for the ultimate practical joke. |
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February 16th, 2009
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Junior Member
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A sailor meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns recounting their
> adventures at sea. Noting the pirate's peg-leg, hook, and eye patch The > sailor > asks "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" > > > > The pirate replies "We was caught in a monster storm off the cape and a > giant wave swept me overboard. Just as they were pullin' me out, a school > of > sharks appeared and one of 'em bit me leg off". > > > > "Blimey!" said the sailor. "What about the hook"? > > "Ahhhh…", mused the pirate, "We were boardin' a trader ship, pistols > blastin' > and swords swingin' this way and that. In the fracas me hand got chopped > off." > > > > "Zounds!" remarked the sailor. "And how came ye by the eye patch"? > > "A seagull droppin' fell into me eye", answered the pirate. > > "You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously. > > "Well…" said the pirate, "..it was me first day with the hook."  > > >
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February 16th, 2009
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#194 |
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Junior Member
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You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this. For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please read on...
If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their famous sketch, 'Who's on First?' might have turned out something like this: COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou. ABBOTT: Your computer? COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou. ABBOTT: What about Windows? COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here? ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows? COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows? ABBOTT: Wallpaper. COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software. ABBOTT: Software for Windows? COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have? ABBOTT: Office. COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything? ABBOTT: I just did. COSTELLO: You just did what? ABBOTT: Recommend something. COSTELLO: You recommended something? ABBOTT: Yes. COSTELLO: For my office? ABBOTT: Yes. COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office? ABBOTT: Office. COSTELLO: Yes, for my office! ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need? ABBOTT: Word. COSTELLO: What word? ABBOTT: Word in Office. COSTELLO: The only word in office is office. ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows. COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows? ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue 'W'. COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue 'w' if you don't start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: I need money to track my money? ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer. COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer? ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge. COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much? ABBOTT: One copy. COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money? ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money. COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money? ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT! (A few days later) ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off? ABBOTT: Click on 'START'.............
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February 16th, 2009
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#195 |
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Junior Member
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ANGER MANAGEMENT
> > > > When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take > it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out > on someone you don't know. > > I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten > to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying > "Hello." > > I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn > Carter?" > > > Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f**in > number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that > anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to > call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two > digits. > > After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. > > When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an arsehole!" > and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'arsehole' next to > it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was > paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, > "You're an arsehole!" > It always cheered me up. > > > When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic 'arsehole' > calling would have to stop. > > So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John Smith from the > Telstra. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID > Program?" > > He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the phone. > > I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an > arsehole!" > > One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. > > Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had > patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting > for that spot, but the idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign > in his back window, so I wrote down his number. > > A couple of days later, right after calling the first arsehole ( I had > his number on speed dial,) I thought that I'd better call the BMW > arsehole, to so. I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for > sale?" > > "Yes, it is", he said. "Can you tell me where I can see it?" I asked. > > > "Yes, I live at 34 Mowbray Blvd, in Smithville. It's a yellow house, and > the car's parked right out in front." > > "What's your name?" I asked. > > "My name is Don Hansen," he said. > > "When's a good time to catch you, Don?" > > "I'm home every evening after five." > > "Listen, Don, can I tell you something?" > > "Yes?" > > "Don, you're an arsehole!" Then I hung up, and added his number to my > speed dial, too. > > Now, when I had a problem, I had two arseholes to call. Then I came up > with an idea. I called Arsehole #1. > > "Hello." > > "You're an arsehole!" (But I didn't hang up.) > > "Are you still there?" he asked. > > "Yeah," I said. > > "Stop calling me," he screamed. > > "Make me," I said. > > "Who are you?" he asked. > > "My name is Don Hansen." > > "Yeah? Where do you live?" > > "Arsehole, I live at 34 Mowbray Blvd, Smithville, a yellow house, with > my black Beamer parked in front." > > He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start > saying your prayers." > > I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, arsehole," and hung up. > > Then I called Arsehole #2. "Hello?" he said. > > "Hello, arsehole," I said. > > He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..." > > "You'll what?" I said. > > "I'll kick your arse," he exclaimed. > > I answered, "Well, arsehole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right > now." > > Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived > > > >at 34 Mowbray Blvd, Smithville, and that I was on my way over there to > kill my gay lover. Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war > going down in Mowbray Blvd, Smithville. > > I quickly got into my car and headed over to Mowbray. I got there just > in time to watch two arseholes beating the crap out of each other in > front of six cop cars, an overhead police helicopter and a news crew. > > NOW I feel much better. Anger management really works.
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February 17th, 2009
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#196 |
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Someday Never Comes
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Laughed so hard I got tears in my eyes !
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February 19th, 2009
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Tomislav (Tom) Sunic is a Croatian author, former diplomat, and political theorist of the New Right. In name of Christ.......fight against communist |
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February 19th, 2009
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WHITE WARRIOR
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Location: midwest
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Oh GOD...whoever put this together was too good.
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February 19th, 2009
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WHITE WARRIOR
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You must spread some reputation around before giving it to Wild_Bill_Hyde again.
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February 19th, 2009
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#200 |
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Senior Member
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Location: Beograd
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Japano-weird..
 what exactly is that thing supposed to do? those are some good 'pranks' they set up..
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