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The Fuck File: Non-Vaginal Penile Explorations by Real Men of Genius
[This thread is for, uh, non-traditional sexual uses of the penis. Most of these uses are crimes; many are simply bizarre and unfathomable. There is really no reason for this err sticky thread other than PURE AMUSEMENT. If that discomfits you, perhaps you should go get an e-blowjob from a Dyson. They're very flexible I hear.]
it's furrrrtastic, apparently http://www.inquisitr.com/335943/flor...iature-donkey/ Last edited by Alex Linder; September 22nd, 2012 at 11:15 AM. |
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That's the link for the uterus transplant. Or am I missing the article?
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ed-Doodle.html
Farmhand arrested for 'having sex with 21-month-old female miniature donkey named Doodle' By Snejana Farberov PUBLISHED: 15:10 EST, 18 September 2012 | UPDATED: 05:37 EST, 19 September 2012 A Florida farm worker was arrested and charged with engaging in sexual activity involving an animal and animal cruelty after police say he had sex with a miniature female donkey. Carlos Romero, 31, was taken into custody on Monday at the Ocala farm where he was employed after reportedly admitting to police that he becomes aroused seeing animals in heat and mating. When interviewed on Friday by police, Romero described in graphic detail his sexual encounter with the 21-month-old donkey named Doodle, saying that he likes how the critter's fur feels against his privates, according to the police report cited by The Smoking Gun. Suspect: Farmhand Carlos Romero, 31, was arrested for allegedly engaging in a sexual activity with a female donkey The 31-year-old went on to say that he 'may have come in contact with the donkey' by accident and left his DNA 'by accident.' Romero also admitted that he masturbated with Doodle the donkey five or six times, but said he did not have sex with the critter because ‘she’s blooming into maturity,’ The Ocala Star-Banner reported. The alleged incident that landed Romero behind bars took place on August 15, when Gerald James, who rents the farm in the 9100 block of NW 60th Avenue arrived at around 9:30pm to deliver a horse. James told police that all the farm buildings were shrouded in darkness, but there was light in the tac room. Through the window, James said he saw Romero with his shirt off and his pants down ‘up against the rear of the donkey’ and apparently having sex with it. The 31-year-old farmhand pulled away from the 21-month-old animal after he saw James looking at him. He then pushed Doodle out the room and closed the door behind it. James reported the incident to police on September 11, and three days later, officers came by the farm to question the suspect. According to a police report, the 31-year-old told officers that Florida was 'backwards' because its residents 'frown on zoophilia.' Romero was sent to the Marion County Jail on $2,000 bond. His miniature donkey was taken away by animal control officials. Since his arrest, Romero spoke out about the incident, demanding that Doodle - which he claims he paid $500 for - be returned to him. Jail officials said Romero was placed in protective custody 'for his own protection.' Marion County spokeswoman Elaine McClain said within 10 days, officials plan to file a petition with the court for custody of Doodle – something that Romero fiercely opposes. If the court grants the custody request, the county may put the donkey up for adoption. Doodle appears to be in good health, McClain said, and there are ‘no outward signs of any physical abuse.’ At Romero's first appearance via video from the jail, Judge Steven Rogers denied him a public defender. Romero entered a not guilty plea, and his next court appearance was scheduled for October 9. In an earlier interview with the Star-Banner, Romero accused James of being a peeping tom and said he believes his privacy was invaded. On his part, James said that if Romero is released from jail, he will not be welcomed back at the farm. Romero said he has always been attracted to animals because their feelings '100 per cent honest.' He also admitted to having sex with horses multiple times since he was 18 years old, adding that he likes their ‘feminine shape, behavior and raw power. |
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This idiot looks happy in his mugshot, wearing prison stripes. The worst part is, he's apparently white. |
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In prison he will be the donkey.
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nice thumbnail of florida:
Won't the real… 3 days ago In short: Florida, seriously, WTF? In long: Florida, a swampy no-man's-land for most of history, nearly ceded to the Spanish due to its lack of usefulness, containing their first big fortress within oldest city in North America, ultimately capitalized upon by industrialists like Henry Flagler who built railroads under questionable working conditions and convinced wealthy Northerners that riding two days into a malaria-infested jungle was a great alternative to traveling overseas by ship for the same conditions, which later became a repository for thousands of eccentric roadside attractions as cars took over from trains, ultimately bringing an endless stream of developers hoping to ride Flagler's coattails, from condo developers to Walt Disney to every meth-addled divorcee in the eastern US, resulting in a melting pot within a melting pot, a mostly southern state with mostly northern culture, these cultures endlessly intermingling into a lowest common denominator of culture, with civilization clustered in a handful of metro areas, but still retaining a mostly rural life of cattle ranching and orange groves, much of which was overtaken by a housing boom that was derailed--like one of Flagler's trains--by a series of hurricanes and poor insurance and tax changes, sucks. |
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I don't know if you guys know about VICE, but they're a bunch of dudes who do travel videos/documentaries about, well, anything and everything.
Here's one of their productions. |
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She has been RAPED, bitch - by Romero and again by your callousness! All kidding aside now, folks: this really is a chilling cautionary tale about the abuse of power by a sexually fascist society. Two consenting adults were making love in the privacy of their barn when their moment of quiet tenderness was shattered by that goddamn perv Gerald James - and the jackbooted thugs arrested THEM! Carlos & Doodle have a good thing going. Yeah - you all heard me. I know it doesn't fit this society's repressed, white-bread attitudes toward interspecies relationships: get over it. Love is LOVE - and if these two kids have found it, well, I say "God bless 'em!"
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He has a bright future in the Democrat party.He will fit right in.Maybe the first openly "zoophile" Senator.
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none of this is any worse than fucking a nigger and that shit happens all the time.
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Jew sodomized a cat.
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