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Old February 14th, 2005 #1
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Unhappy Queer penguins to be forcibly mated

The director of a German zoo has defended her campaign to mate a group of homosexual male penguins with females, arguing that it is the only way to preserve a dying breed from extinction.

The feathered fudgepackers are Humboldts Penguins.

Six Humboldts at Bremerhaven Zoo provoked unhealthy excitement in the gay community when in the absence of any females, they were discovered wandering around in pairs, trying to mate with each other , and trying to put stones up their rear ends (interpreted by some as "sitting on stones as if they were eggs").

Faggots "from as far afield as Australia have been protesting at the zoo's attempts to cure the penguins of their homosexuality".

Gay groups reacted with outrage when four female penguins were flown in from Sweden to allow zookeepers to see if they had any influence on the homosexual pairings.

"The zoo has been bombarded with threatening letters and telephone calls" from faggot activist groups.

The unanswered scientific question is should these avian bumbandits be forced into feathered hetrosexuality, or sent to a gas chamber for being queer.



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