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Old November 21st, 2008 #1
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This is trying to be the best commercial ever, yet it fails, and fails completely.
I thought I'd seen lame commercials before, but this really takes the cake.
Commercials shouldn't try and be mini films.
 
Old November 21st, 2008 #2
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Excuse me while I vomit!!!
 
Old November 21st, 2008 #3
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That certainly is an overdose of celebrity vanity. I'm serious when I say that that commercial immediately crossed my mind when I saw the thread title. Look at how in love with themselves they are.

Well at least Nicole had a kid or two and passed her "fabulous" genes on.
 
Old November 21st, 2008 #4
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That certainly is an overdose of celebrity vanity. I'm serious when I say that that commercial immediately crossed my mind when I saw the thread title. Look at how in love with themselves they are.

Well at least Nicole had a kid or two and passed her "fabulous" genes on.
I've never actually seen that whole version, I constantly see a shorter version that is just as lame. My favourite part I love to hate is when Nicole Kidman goes "I love to dance!"
 
Old November 28th, 2008 #5
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Default Unusual advertising flyer.

Got a glossy 8-page advertising flyer with the newspaper a few days ago for a Cdn company called Danier, a leather clothing company. There are 10 models - all whiter-than-white, all blue-eyed. I am not making this up. Of the tons of junkmail we get, I have never seen anything like this in years.
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Old November 29th, 2008 #6
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Nicole Kidman, the Jews' ideal whore. She should have held out for quality roles. Did she really have kids or did she adopt them?
 
Old November 30th, 2008 #7
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Christ, what was hokey. Quite a vapid transcription of Clair de lune too, by the way.
 
Old November 30th, 2008 #8
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The most unfunny "funny" one I can think of:


You'll notice who's playing #4. I wonder why he wasn't picked to play #5?
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Got a glossy 8-page advertising flyer with the newspaper a few days ago for a Cdn company called Danier, a leather clothing company. There are 10 models - all whiter-than-white, all blue-eyed. I am not making this up. Of the tons of junkmail we get, I have never seen anything like this in years.
Hey, this is life in the Great White North
It's actually quite common I find to have mainly white models in our advertisements, at the very most you sometimes have the super high yaller black standing in with 4 white guys, or the one high yaller female in the catalogue.
Danier leather is a pretty big chain in Canada, and in Canada it's no secret we like white.
 
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