Minoriteam??! What the F...?!?!

Ceallachain · March 31st, 2006

CARTOON NETWORK. A cartoon about multicultural superheroes who battle "The White Shadow."

>>>The Minoriteam is led by the gifted Doctor Wang, who has a gigantic head and is confined to a wheelchair. His team includes Neil Horvitz, aka Jewcano. Corporate grunt by day, he morphs into a yarmulke-wearing bearded superhero who, a voiceover tells us, "possesses all the power of the Jewish faith and a volcano!" Landon K. Dutton evolves from an emasculated women's studies professor into the jive-talkin' Fasto, who channels his rage to run fast. And oil billionaire Richard Escartin shape shifts into El Jefe, a sombrero wearing Mexican who fights with a tricked-out weed whacker. The teams' arch nemesis is White Shadow, the one-eyed CEO of a nefarious corporation whose cadre of baddies includes Racist Frankenstein, Standardized Test and the Corporate Ladder.>>> :box:

March 31st, 2006	#1
Ceallachain Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 784	Minoriteam??! What the F...?!?! CARTOON NETWORK. A cartoon about multicultural superheroes who battle "The White Shadow." >>>The Minoriteam is led by the gifted Doctor Wang, who has a gigantic head and is confined to a wheelchair. His team includes Neil Horvitz, aka Jewcano. Corporate grunt by day, he morphs into a yarmulke-wearing bearded superhero who, a voiceover tells us, "possesses all the power of the Jewish faith and a volcano!" Landon K. Dutton evolves from an emasculated women's studies professor into the jive-talkin' Fasto, who channels his rage to run fast. And oil billionaire Richard Escartin shape shifts into El Jefe, a sombrero wearing Mexican who fights with a tricked-out weed whacker. The teams' arch nemesis is White Shadow, the one-eyed CEO of a nefarious corporation whose cadre of baddies includes Racist Frankenstein, Standardized Test and the Corporate Ladder.>>> :box:

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